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The first roast is free. The glow-up can become a habit.

Start with one complete, useful roast. Unlimited Roasts is the $8/month home for people who keep moving the couch.

First Taste

$0

One complete room roast, on the house.

  • 1 complete room roast
  • 3 specific, actionable fixes
  • A shareable critique card
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For serial redecorators

Unlimited Roasts

$8/month

For every rearrangement, thrift find, and questionable lamp.

  • Unlimited room roasts
  • Glow-up before-and-after scoring
  • Shoppable recommendations
  • 3 specific fixes with every critique
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Unlimited checkout is not live yet. Start with your free roast while we finish the upgrade path.

Before you judge the lamp

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